This isn’t a real commercial. It’s a steal-o-matic. A pitch film.
A way to take a script off the page and put it in motion—before a single frame is shot.
Top agencies use rips like this to sell bold ideas, win clients, and turn “maybe” into “let’s do it.”
I built this one from a fake script (inspired by a real spot) to show exactly what I can bring to your pitch process: taste, timing, and a whole lot of stealth skill.
If you’re a creative director hunting for a ripomatic ninja—I'm right here.
Let’s make your next pitch impossible to ignore.
How many ideas make a creative?
How many clients to clock out?
How many is enough?
A hundred.
A thousand.
Truth is,
enough is not a number.
It's a provocation,
to defy temptation,
push through pain,
resist desire.
Dismiss exhaustion.
It's the refusal to accept,
that the last pitch is,
the last pitch.